Everyone Knows Juanita

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Well, everyone knows Juanita
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Her eyes each a different color
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Her teeht stick out and her chain goes in
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And her... knuckles thy drag on the floor

(Those aren't the words)

(There are children present)

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Her hair is like a brier
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She stands in a bow-leggend stance
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And if I wern't so ugly
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She'd possibly give me a chance