Rand

Intro: E   A   B   (x4)(use bar chords strumming only the E B G strings)

Verse1: (same 3 string strumming pattern as intro)
                          E   A   B
She had long legs and blond hair
                      E   A   B
And a skirt cut to here
                              E   A   B
She's the sexiest go go boot wearin' little hottie
                 E   A   B
In the final frontier
                        E   A   B
She had a digital clipboard
As she walked down the hall
And when she looked at the bridge crew
She knew that she could have sex with 'em all

Chorus1: (in comes full strum bar chords with distortion)
E G# A B
Yeoman Rand
I'll be your man
Captain Kirk had his hand up your skirt
But I don't give a damn

Bridge: hold on B

Verse 2: E   A   B
She had a thing for the Captain
But didn't we all
She used to mainline the Venus drug
Cut with pure alcohol
She was fired you know
After six episodes
And my heart was forever broken
When she left the show

Repeat chorus1

Chorus2 : E G# A B
Yeoman Rand
I'll be your man
With a need for warp speed and more speed
You just don't understand