Dirty, rotten, filthy, stinking She's my cherry pie Cool drink of water, such a sweet surprise Tastes so good, make a grown man cry Sweet cherry pie, yeah Wow, heh-heh Well, swingin' on the front porch, swingin' on the lawn Swingin' where we want 'cause there ain't nobody home Swingin' to the left and swingin' to the right Think about baseball, I'll swing all night, yeah Yeah, yeah Huh Swingin' in the living room, swingin' in the kitchen Most folks don't 'cause they're too busy bitchin' Swingin' in there 'cause she wanted me to feed her So I mixed up the batter and she licked the beater I scream, you scream, we all scream for her Don't even try 'cause you can't ignore her She's my cherry pie Cool drink of water, such a sweet surprise Tastes so good, make a grown man cry Sweet cherry pie (oh, yeah) She's my cherry pie Put a smile on your face, ten miles wide Looks so good, bring a tear to your eye Sweet cherry pie, yeah Swingin' to the drums, swingin' to guitar Swingin' to the bass in the back of my car Ain't got money, ain't got no gas But we'll get where we're goin' if we swing real fast I scream, you scream, we all scream for her Don't even try 'cause you can't ignore her She's my cherry pie Cool drink of water, such a sweet surprise Tastes so good, make a grown man cry Sweet cherry pie (oh, yeah) She's my cherry pie Put a smile on your face, ten miles wide Looks so good, bring a tear to your eye Sweet cherry pie, yeah, pie Yeah (Swing it) All night long (Swing it) Hey, hey, ow I'm a trained professional Swingin' in the bathroom, swingin' on the floor Swingin' so hard, forgot to lock the door In walked her daddy, standin' six foot four Said: You ain't gonna swing with my daughter no more She's my cherry pie Cool drink of water, such a sweet surprise Tastes so good, make a grown man cry Sweet cherry pie (oh, yeah) She's my cherry pie Put a smile on your face, ten miles wide Looks so good, bring a tear to your eye Sweet cherry pie Sweet cherry pie, yeah Huh Swing it