Buy Me A Condo

F#m

[Chorus]
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Gonna buy me a condo, gonna buy me a Cuisinart,
      E7                            A
Get a wall-to-wall carpeting, get a wallet full 'o credit cards.
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I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn.
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I gonna get me da T-shirt wit' de alligator on.

[Verse 1]
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Wo, used to live in Jamaica but I don't live dere no more.
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  Had to change me lifestyle, do t'ings I never done before.
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So now I'm just a lonely Rastaman living in dis American town.
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Gonna sell me Bob Marley records, gonna get me some Jackson Browne.

[Chorus]
      A
Gonna buy me a condo, gonna buy me a Cuisinart,
      E7                            A
Get a wall-to-wall carpeting, get a wallet full 'o credit cards.
        A                     A7             D
I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn.
        A                 E6                A
I gonna get me da T-shirt wit' de alligator on.

[Verse 2]
    F#m                              A
Wo,     gonna cut off me dreadlocks, t'row away all me ganja.
F#m                               A
    I'll have a tupperware party, maybe join me a health spa.
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  I'll get a bowl of plastic fruits and a microwave oven, too.
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Then I'll have the neighbors over for a weenie barbeque.

[Chorus]
      A
Gonna buy me a condo, gonna buy me a Cuisinart,
      E7                            A
Get a wall-to-wall carpeting, get a wallet full 'o credit cards.
        A                     A7             D
I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn.
        A                 E6                A
I gonna get me da T-shirt wit' de alligator on.

[Verse 3]
F#m
    Ain't gonna work in de field no more, gonna be Amway distributor
F#m
    Ain't gonna work in de field no more (no, no), gonna be Amway distributor
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(Ja) Ja, ja, ja, life is so very hard,
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I need a (ja) ja, ja, ja jacuzi in me back yard.

[Chorus]
      A
Gonna buy me a condo, gonna buy me a Cuisinart,
      E7                            A
Get a wall-to-wall carpeting, get a wallet full 'o credit cards.
        A                     A7             D
I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn (aaah not got to mow de lawn).
        A                 E6                A
I gonna get me da T-shirt wit' de alligator on.
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What'd you say?

[Chorus]
      A
Gonna buy me a condo, gonna buy me a Cuisinart,
      E7                            A
Get a wall-to-wall carpeting, get a wallet full 'o credit cards.
        A                     A7             D
I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn.
        A                 E6                A
I gonna get me da T-shirt wit' de alligator on.
A
What'd you say?

[Chorus]
      A
Gonna buy me a condo, gonna buy me a Cuisinart,
      E7                            A
Get a wall-to-wall carpeting, get a wallet full 'o credit cards.
        A                     A7             D
I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn.
        A                 E6                A
I gonna get me da T-shirt wit' de alligator on.