Frank's 2000 Inch Tv

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   Risin' above the city, blocking out the noonday sun
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It dwarfs the mighty redwoods and it towers over everyone
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   I still remember when that delivery truck came down our block
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What a lucky guy, I hear he got the last one in stock


[Pre-Chorus]
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And the neighbors are just greeeeen
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They say,   "That's the biggest screen  we've ever seen!"


[Chorus]
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It's Frank's 2000" TV (Frank's 2000" TV)
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Everybody come and see (Frank's 2000" TV)
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Frank's 2000" TV (Frank's 2000" TV)


[Interlude]
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[Verse]
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   There's Frank's remote control, you can look,  but don't touch it, please
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   'Cause Frank's the one in charge and he decides what everybody sees
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The picture's crystal clear and everything is magnified
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   Robert DeNiro's mole has got to be ten feet wide


[Pre-Chorus]
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Everybody in the town
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   Can hear those 90,000 watts of Dolby Sound
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   And I'm mighty proud to say
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   Now I can watch "The Simpsons" from 30 blocks away


[Chorus]

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It's Frank's 2000" TV (Frank's 2000" TV)
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Everybody come and see (Frank's 2000" TV)
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Frank's 2000" TV (Frank's 2000" TV)
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Everybody come and see (Frank's 2000" TV)


[Bridge]
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   I'm gonna get one of my own real soon
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It's like   having a drive-in movie in your own living room


[Post-Bridge]
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Whoa,  hey now, hey no na na na now
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Hey now, Hey now na na now
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Whoa,  hey now, hey no na na na now
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Hey now, Hey now na na now


[Chorus]
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Frank's 2000" TV (Frank's 2000" TV)
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Everybody come and see (Frank's 2000" TV.)
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Frank's 2000" TV (Frank's 2000" TV)
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Everybody come and see (Frank's 2000" TV.)

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Frank's 2000" TV (Frank's 2000" TV)
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Got a two year warranty   on parts and labor
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Frank's 2000" TV (Frank's 2000" tv)
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Frank's 2000" tvvvvvvvvvvvvvv