Então, tinha esse garoto que Once, there was this kid who Viajou para o Singapura e trouxe junto sua lata de spray Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint E quando ele finalmente voltou And when he finally came back Ele tinha marcas de cano por todo o traseiro He had cane marks all over his bottom Ele disse que eram de quando He said that it was from when O diretor da prisão o espancou violentamente The warden whacked it so hard
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(chicotada) Ahh [whip sound] Ahh
E tinha essa garota que Once there was this girl who Jurou que um dia seria uma patinadora campeã Swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion E quando ela finalmente conseguiu And when she finally made it Ele viu uma outra garota que era melhor que ela (*brilho*) She saw some other girl who was better [ding sound] E ela contratou um caras para And so she hired some guy to acertar aquela garota no joelho Club her in the kneecap
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Elas foram pagos por suas entrevistas They got paid for their sound bites E venderam os direitos para uma série de TV And sold their TV movie rights
Então, esse cara que And then, there was this guy who deixou a esposa tão chateada que um dia ela cortou a salsicha dele fora Made his wife so mad one night that she cut off his weiner E quando ele finalmente acordou And when he finally came to descobriu que o seu Sr. Felicidade tinha sumido He found that Mr. Happy was missing Ele não podia explicar direito por quê He couldn't quite explain it Sempre esteve lá It'd always just been there
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Ahh ahh (ALi) ahh ahh (Onde), ahh ahh (Ali) ahh ahh (está) Ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Were), ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Is) Ahh ahh (ALi) ahh ahh (Onde), ahh ahh (Ali) ahh ahh (está) Ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Were), ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Is)
Ahh ahh (ALi) ahh ahh (Onde), ahh ahh (Ali) ahh ahh (está) Ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Were), ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Is) Ahh ahh (ALi) ahh ahh (Onde), ahh ahh (Ali) ahh ahh (está) Ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Were), ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Is)
(Ali onde, ali está) (There were, there is) (Ali onde, ali está) (There were, there is)