My Babys In Love With Eddie Vedder

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[Verse]

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Oh, my baby, my baby she don't want me no more
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Ever since she saw his poster in that record store
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She says the way he grinds his molars is really sexy
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She thinks he's so darn dysfunctional and Generation X-y
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She likes his brooding angst and his wild-eyed stare
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Yeah, he's her very favorite slacker multi-millionaire

[Chorus]

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Well, my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder
She's all crazy 'bout that Eddie Vedder
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Once she was mine, but now I better just forget her
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Cause my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder

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[Verse 2]

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Now, every time I see him, well, he looks so grim
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I guess it really must suck to be a rock star like him
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What a pain in the butt to have so much success
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Spending all his time moping and avoiding the press
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But my girl can't get enough of his sullen demeanor
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Like he's some big tortured genius
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And I'm some kinda wiener

[Chorus]

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Well, my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder
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She's got a thing for that Eddie Vedder
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Tell me, what can he do that I can't do better?
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Now my baby's in love with--
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I said I said I said my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder
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Head over heels for that Eddie Vedder
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I can't believe it, now she's knittin' him a sweater
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Cause my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder

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[Bridge]

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I knew we were headin' for disaster
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When she caught me hangin' out at the Ticketmaster
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Now she's got an unrequited adoration
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For the frustrated, agitated, designated, alienated
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Spokesman for the disaffected grunge generation

[Verse 3]

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Well, I don't wear Doc Martens and I don't wear flannel
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And I don't boycott the music video channel
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And I just can't compete with all that money and fame
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But I know two can play at this kinda game
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Well, let's just see how jealous she'll get
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When I start stalking Alanis Morissette

[Chorus]

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Well, my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder
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She's all crazy 'bout that Eddie Vedder
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Once she was mine but now I better just forget her
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Cause my baby's in love with--
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I said I said I said my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder
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Why'd she have to fall for that Eddie Vedder?
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If she wants to leave me, I guess I better let her
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Cause my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder