Sports Song

| Db/F Edim7 Db/F | Db/F Gdim7 Ab |


[Chorus]
     Db
Your sports team is vastly inferior.
                                       Ab/Eb
That simple fact is plainly obvious to see.
            Ebm
We’re gonna kick your collective posterior.
   Ab                                Db
Of course, you realize we’re speaking figuratively.
    Db7
Our stats are thoroughly impressive.
    Eb                         Ab
Our coach really has the Midas touch.
    Db          Ebm      Db     Cb  Bb
Our players are fast and strong and brave
    Ebm         Ab         Db
And your guys? (Eh) Not so much.


[Break]
| Ab | Ab Ab/G Ab/Gb Ab/F Ab/Eb Ab7 |


[Verse]
               Db                      Ab7/Eb
In fact, we’ve played teams across the nation.
                                    Db
And you’re the worst one we’ve come across.
         F                  Bbm
Try to assimilate that information
       Eb                                   Ab Eb/G Ab7/Gb
And it just might help you cope with your impending loss.

           Db                   Ab7/Eb
Oh, and if somehow we are still failing
   Db                         Gb     Db/F Ebm
To effectively articulate the points at   hand,
  Gb            Eb/G           Db Cb Bb
Allow us now to summarize them in a  manner
          Ebm                 Ab Db
That your feeble brains can understand.


[Bridge]
      Gb
We’re great (We’re great)
        Db
And you suck (You suck)
      Db
We’re great (We’re great)
        Gb
And you suck (You suck)
      Bb
We’re great (We’re great)
        Eb
And you suck (You suck)
                Ab
You see there’s us (We’re great)
                 Db   D   Db
And then there’s you (You suck)
      Gb             Db
We’re really, really great (Really great)
   Bb                   Eb
In contrast, you really suck (Really suck)
 Cb         Dm7/C          Gb/Db Bdim7 Eb/Bb
OK, full disclosure, we’re not   that  great,
     Abm7          Db  Gb
But, nevertheless, you suck!


[Drum solo 4 bars]


[Chorus 2]
     Db
Your sports team will soon suffer swift defeat.
                                     Ab/Eb
That theory’s backed by empirical evidence.
            Ebm
We’re gonna grind up your guys into burger meat.
 Ab                                    Db
Again, of course, we’re speaking in the figurative sense.
           Db7                           Gb
What’s the use of even going through the motions
         Eb                             Ab
When you know that you’re gonna lose anyhow?
   Db            Ebm     Db  Cb   Bb
So why don’t you save us all some time
    Ebm  Ab Db
And give up now (You suck!)