E5 E5 E5 E5E5 E5 E5 E5EmEm D EmEm D EmEm Bm CEmEm D EmEm D EmEm Bm CEmEm D EmEm D EmEm Bm CEmEm D EmEm D EmEm Bm CEm Em Em Em [Verse 1]Emadd9 C/E Fat and weak, what a disgrace,D/E Em Guess the champ got too lazy.Emadd9 C/E Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space,D/E Em Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain.Emadd9 C/E But he's no bum, he works down the street,D/E Em He bought the neighborhood deli.Emadd9 C/E Back on his feet, now he's choppin' up meat,D/E Em Come inside, maybe you'll hear him say:[Chorus 1]A/E D/E Am Em/B D/A Try the rye or the kaiser, they're on special tonight.Am Em/B D/A If you want, you can have an appeti - zer.A/E D/E Am Em/B D/A You might like our salami and the liver's all right, Am Bm7 C N.C. E5 And they'd really go well with the rye or the kaiser. [Interlude]E5 E5 E5 E5 [Verse 2]Emadd9 C/E Never eats while on the job,D/E Em Emadd9 Em He heard it's good to stay hungry.Emadd9 C/E But he makes a pretty mean shish kebab,D/E Em Have a taste, they were made fresh today. [Chorus 2]A/E D/E Am Em/B D/A Try the rye or the kaiser or the wheat or the white,Am Em/B D/A Maybe I can suggest an appeti - zer.A/E D/E Am Em/B D/A Stay a - way from the tuna, it smells funny tonight, Am Bm7 C N.C. E5 But you just can't go wrong with the rye or the kaiser. [Interlude]E5 E5 E5 E5 [Verse 3]Emadd9 C/E So today, his deli comes first,C6/E C/E D/E Em Emadd9 Em Still he dreams of his past days of glory.Emadd9 C/E Goes in the back and beats up on the liverwurst,D/E Em All the while you can still hear him say: [Chorus 3]A/E D/E Am Em/B D/A It's the rye or the kaiser, it's the thrill of one bite,Am Em/B D/A Let me please be your catering advi - sor.A/E D/E Am Em/B D/A If you want substitutions I won't put up a fight, Am Bm7 C N.C. E5 You can have your roast beef on the rye or the kaiser. [Interlude]E5 E5 E5 E5 [Outro]EmEm D EmEm D EmEm Bm CEm The rye or the kaiser...Em D EmEm D EmEm Bm CEm The rye or the kaiser...Em D EmEm D EmEm Bm CEm The rye or the kaiser...Em D EmEm D EmEm Bm C
Theme From Rocky Xiii The Rye Or The Kaiser
"Weird Al" Yankovic
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