Em D C G I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a special reportEm D C G About some devastating earthquake in PeruEm D C G There were thirty thousand crushed to death, even more were buried aliveEm D C G On the Richter scale it measured 8.2C D G And I said, "God, please answer me one question?"C Bb C G "Why'd they have to interrupt 'The Simpsons' just for this?"Bb C G Bb C G What a drag, 'cause I was taping it and everythingC G D And now I'll have to wait for the rerun to see the part of the show I missed [Refrão]C G Why does this always happen?Bb F Why does this always happen to me?C G Why does this always happen?Bb F (Why) Why does this always happen to me?C G Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba baBb F Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba baEm D C G I was driving down the highway when all the traffic slowed to a crawlEm D C G There was a twelve-car pile-up, everybody deadEm D C G And I saw brains and guts and vital organs splattered everywhereEm D C G As well as my friend Robert's disembodied headC D G And I thought - Poor Rob, I just had lunch with himC Bb C G Hey, wait a minute, he still owes me money - what a jerkBb C G Bb C G Well, there's five bucks that I'm never gonna see againC G D Plus now, on top of everything else, it looks like I'm gonna be late to work [Refrão]C G Why does this always happen?Bb F Why does this always happen to me?C G Why does this always happen?Bb F (Why) Why does this always happen to me?C G Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba baBb F Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba baA Ba ba ba ba, ba baEm D C G Oh, the other day, my boss said we were running low on tonerEm D C G And he told me I should buy another caseEm D C G Well, I told him I was busy, but he still just kept on askingEm D C G So, I turned around and stabbed him in the face (right in the face)C D G Oh, and wouldn't you know it, my knife got stuckC Bb C G I guess that's probably bound to happen now and thenBb C G Bb C G But I'm afraid I may have bent the tip a littleC G D And I know that blade will never ever be quite as sharp again (quite as sharp again) Oh, tell meC G Why does this always happen?Bb F Why does this always happen to me?C G Why does this always happen?Bb F (Why) Why does this always happen to me?C G Why does this always happen?Bb F Why does this always happen to me?C G Why does this always happen?Bb F (Why) Why does this always happen to me?C G Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba baBb F Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba baC G Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba baBb F Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba baC G Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba baBb F Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba baC G Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba baBb F Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba baC G Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba baBb F Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba baC G Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba baBb F Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba baC G Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba baBb F Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba baC G Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba baBb F Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba
Why Does This Always Happen To Me
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