A Man In A Purple Dress

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[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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How dare you wear robes and reside
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How dare you cover your head to hide
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Your face from God


[Verse 2]
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How dare you smile from behind your beard
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To hide the fact that your hearts are feared
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And wave your rod


[Verse 3]
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How dare you be the one to assess
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Me in this godforsaken mess
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You, a man in a purple dress
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A man in a purple dress


[Verse 4]
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When you place your frown
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Between my God and prayer
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However grand your crown
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Or dignified your hair
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Men above men all prats
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In your high hats


[Verse 5]
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You priest, you mullah so high
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You pope, you wise rabbi
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You're invisible to me
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Like vapor from the sea


[Verse 6]
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I lovingly mock you noble lords
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We all dress up to grand awards
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I do that as well


[Verse 7]
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I dare condemn your fashion sense
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At least you're not astride the fence
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That wouldn't sell


[Verse 8]
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But I will deliver this address
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Your souls conditioned don't impress
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You, a man in a purple dress
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A man in a purple dress