I Don't Belong In This Club

[Intro] G  B  Em  C

G                     B
   Some guy skipped in front of me, can't believe I paid an entry fee
Em                       C
   And I don’t even got the energy, to smile for a selfie
G                       B
   And I know that I should go home, but I'm still standing here so
Em                      C
   I guess one more for the road, I wanna raise a toast so
G                      B
   This one’s for the sparklers, dudes wearing shades in the darkness
Em                   C
   But hats off to the DJ, same song twice in an evening

 G        B                   Em
(Oh!) Save me (save me), can't take it (can't take it)
C          G/B  G/A     G
I don’t belong in   this  club
      B             Em
One dance (one dance), no chance (no chance)
    C         G/B   G/A  G
'Cause I'm feeling awkward as (oh!)
           B
I was waiting in line for an hour
Em                C
Just to get in, now I wanna get out 'cause
 G            B                   Em
(Oh!) I'm jaded (I’m jaded), can’t fake it (can't fake it)
C          G/B  G/A     G
I don’t belong in   this  club, no

G                B                    Em
  Hopped out of the Uber (Uber), I was feeling myself (goddamn)
                  C
Had the polo with the bolo (I did), with some eel on the belt (hoo)
G                    B                           Em
  Walked up to the bouncer (hey what's up man?), whole squad on stealth (I'm Macklemore)
                   C
He said, "Mackler, who?" (it's me), "you gotta wait like everybody else"

    G                   B
Shoulda stayed on the sofa, forgot I hate being social
   Em                      C                      G
And I miss my ex-girl, this Drake song making me ’motional (girl, you hurt my feelings)
                   B                       Em
I'm feeling awkward as hell (uh-huh), I only came here to dance (wassup?)
                   C                            G
The DJ ain't playing the cuts (no), and what do I do with my hands? (it's awkward)

                    B
Roll with the punches and hold my Red Bull up
          Em                             C
And I toast the nights like this that I probably won't remember much
         G                   B
'Bout to pull that Irish goodbye, grab my stuff, 'bout to cut
      Em                    C
And the DJ yells, "Macklemore in the house tonight", ah fuck

 G        B                   Em
(Oh!) Save me (save me), can't take it (can't take it)
C          G/B  G/A     G
I don’t belong in   this  club
      B             Em
One dance (one dance), no chance (no chance)
    C         G/B   G/A  G
'Cause I'm feeling awkward as (oh!)
           B
I was waiting in line for an hour
Em                C
Just to get in, now I wanna get out 'cause
 G            B                   Em
(Oh!) I'm jaded (I’m jaded), can’t fake it (can't fake it)
C          G/B  G/A     C
I don’t belong in   this  club

    Em                  Am
And to think that I've waited all week  (no)
C       Em                  Am
  To get someone's drink spilled over me  (I)
D         Em              C                            D
  I don't care if the Uber's on surge (no I don't, no I don't, do-o o-o o-on't)
     Em       C   G/B   G/A   G     D
I'd do anything to get out  of   this club

G      B            Em
  Save me,  can't take it
C         CmMaj7       G
I don't belong in this club
     B        Em
One dance,  no chance
    C         G/B   G/A  G
'Cause I'm feeling awkward as   (oh!)
           B
I was waiting in line for an hour
Em                C
Just to get in, now I wanna get out 'cause
 G            B                   Em
(Oh!) I'm jaded (I’m jaded), can’t fake it (can't fake it)
C          G/B  G/A     G
I don’t belong in   this  club