Jesus Judas And Jeffrey Dahmer

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Jesus is arriving in a Honda Civic
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And he's gonna take me back to nature
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I should walk up the hill to the observatory
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But we talk about the Dodgers and what's different in Australia
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The man with the loudest voice
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Stands in the middle of a crowded intersection
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He points and he yells and we all feel self-conscious
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Reflective reminders of our imperfection

[Chorus]
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I was born thirty years to the day
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After a deranged serial killer
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I don’t think I'm all that like him
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In rеal life, I'm just kind of a chiller

[Verse 2]
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Judas stands beforе me in fashionable faded jeans
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And a fresh-off-the-rack black t-shirt
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I reflect his body language and I try to hide my stomach
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My purple painted fingernails somehow kicked up in dirt
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I once had the loudest voice
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Stood smack-bang in the middle of the conversation
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'Til I kicked and I screamed and I got a bit mean
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And got ignored by an indifferent nation

[Chorus]
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I was born a hundred years too late
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To be some kind of train-hopping troubadour, traveling folk singer
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So I'll just complain in my open-plan kitchen
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While away the hours, pretending not to be bitter

[Verse 3]
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Lions don't concern themselves with the opinion of sheep
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I don't know which animal in that metaphor is me
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These kind of end-of-evening epiphanies
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Happen much less when you live alone
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I ate two magic mushrooms
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Just wound up checking my phone
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Yeah, I ate two magic mushrooms
         A              E
And just sat here on my phone