Your New Boyfriend

F#m11: 2x220x

* = strum once
~ = let ring


[Intro]
E ~ E7 ~ A ~ Am*


[Verse]
E*
Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
     G#*
When I was a kid on VOIP
  C#m*
I thought when I get older
    A ~          Am ~
I'd marry her, I told her
E*
Now I'm 26 and I  work in an office
G#*
9 til 5's not the best, I'll be honest
C#m*
  If I could change a single thing
A*            Am*           F#m11 ~
  I'd make it me and not him


[Chorus]
    A*                Am*                    E
But he's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch Chat
A*                   Am*                E
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
    A                    Am
And even though he's got social skills
     E                    E7
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
A                Am
Anyway, make the most of him,
      E                   G#            A    Am
Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
F#m*                    F#m*
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole
N.C.
    Woo!


[Interlude]
| E     | G#    | C#m   | A  Am |
| E     | G#    | C#m   | A  Am |


[Verse]
E*
Yeah, I've met Jared, of course I've met Jared
    G#*
The one that took you away from me
C#m*
  You hit it off instantly
  A ~                        Am ~
I know, cause you won't stop telling me
     E*
I've seen his jawline, shoulders and muscles
G#*
Push against his fashion sense
     C#m*
I've thought about what he looks like nude
A*                    Am*
  (I'm not gay though)


[Interlude]
E

[Bridge]
      E                     G#
Cause she's living the dream
    C#m
Oh, she's living the dream
     A                 Am
From back when we were seventeen
E                     G#
She's living the dream
    C#m
Oh, she's living the dream
     A*                Am*
From back when we were seventeen
E ~
How on earth can I be saved?
         N.C.
When I'm one click away from insane
C#m*
  I just think that I deserve
  A ~                Am ~
A little bit of what I earned
    E*
I'm not gonna make another scene
    G#*
the one I made when I was 23
          C#m*                          A* Am* F#m11 ~
Means I'm not allowed in Disney World


[Chorus]
    A*                   Am*                    E
But he's in your bed and I'm in your Twitch Chat
A*                   Am*                E
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
       A                    Am
'Cause even though he's got social skills
     E                        E7
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
A                Am
Anyway, make the most of him
      E                   G#            A    Am
Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
F#m*                     F#m*
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole


[Interlude]
| E     | G#    | C#m   | A  Am |


[Outro]
  E                       G#
I think about you everyday
   C#m                  A    Am
So how on earth can I be saved
  E                       G#
I think about him a lot as well
C#m                       A    Am
Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell
             E
Cause you're beauty
       G#
And you're grace
      C#m                  A          Am
Your telephone calls are my favourite place
E               G#
  I want you to notice me
C#m                   A     Am              E
  With no restraining order please (Jason Derulo!)
              G#
I want you to care
C#m                   A    Am
  I want to smell your hair