¡Aikido! (Neurotic / Erotic)

[Intro] G

I apologize for playing with your eyes
    C                 G
But I'm obsessed with you

Rolling out of bed is

Morning in my head
       C                 G
'Cause I'm obsessed with you

Em
Rose mirages
Am
Into vases
C               G
I don't stand a chance
Em
Quiet girls with
Am
Wrist corsages
D
Cordial silence, I can't dance

G
Holding breath by graveyards

Salt over my shoulder
C                 G
I'm obsessed with you
G
Rainbow-walking cave-heart

Never will be bolder
C                 G
I'm obsessed with you

Em
Chickenscratch Rembrandts
Am
Of your likeness
C                 G
All this nonsense makes me think
Em
My insides cry
Am
"Try thy finest"
D
Why, then, am I at my brink?

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C
I told Doctor Tillis
D
To prescribe an illness
G               Em
But he said his schedule's filled with
C
Children who need Prozac
D
Prilosec and Lo-jack
G              D
Triple-sec and Lexapro
    Em                         C
For second-guesses. Drugs that heal
          D
So we can touch instead of feel

Oh
G
I apologize for playing with your eyes
    C                 G
But I'm obsessed with you

Bite your tongue and smile

Stick around a while
C                 G
I'm obsessed with you
C
Neurotic erotic
D
Neurotic erotic
C
Neurotic erotic
D
Neurotic erotic
C        D        G    C    G
I'm obsessed with you. OooooOooooh

[Final] G  C  A  G