Man I Love Being Drunk

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I can't hold my liquor,   would you mind if I held yours?
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When too much is not enough,  that's how I know I need more
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It's just the booze talking,   and it's speaking Japanese
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I'm sure you heard me slur my words,   could someone come and translate me?

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Before I got into it,   they called it some-cohol
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I'm sure that I will rue it, but I'll still ruin it all
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When I'm a solid six drinks in, you'll be a solid ten
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These beer goggles are prescription, 20/20 double-vision
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It's a brain cell genocide, get me a Hitler on the rocks
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Wake up on a strangers floor, facе covered in sharpie cocks

N.C.
*cheek slap solo*

[Pre-Chorus]
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I'm not surе why they call it a liver, because I'm pretty sure mines dead
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Pick up chicks, get whiskey dick, and say    "Fuck it, I'm going to bed.

[Chorus]
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I try to drown my sorrows,   but I'm the one who sunk
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I always forget why I regret it
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Man, I love being drunk

N.C.
(Breathalize me, Captain!)

[Verse 2]
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I'm pretty sure my BAC's higher than my debit balance
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I can't afford this anymore, I'm    still on my parents allowance
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And even hurricane sandy never saw blackouts like mine
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Officer, I'm good to drive but I can't walk two straight lines

[Pre-Chorus]
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I propose a toast, I propose a toast
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To my sorry, sorry ass, a thousand cheers roll down my throat

N.C.
*burp*

[Chorus]
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I try to drown my sorrows,   but I'm the one who sunk
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I always forget why I regret it
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Man, I love being drunk

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C7
  (fuck)
C7
  (shit)

[Pre-Chorus]
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  God, grant me serenity and the courage to chase it down
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Cause I heard my higher powers gonna buy us the next round

[Chorus]

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I try to drown my sorrows,   but I'm the one who sunk
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I always forget why I regret it
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Man, I love being drunk
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Oh lord i said man, I love being drunk
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Oh my god, man, I love being drunk!