Never Trust A Man Who Plays Guitar

     C
So I dip this pen in arsenic
          E
I write a song for every president
     Am                         F
that wont ever get shot in the face
      C                               E
And I wrap these strings in plastic explosives
                  Am
Head down to the court house
                 F
with one chord I level the place
    C                 E
But... hasn't anybody learned
                   Am               F
don't ever trust a man who plays guitar
C                E                             Am
The day I rob a bank's the first day I'm not lying
           F                   C
to you or me about what I believe

[Interlude]
C G Am E F x2

[Verse]
C                                       E
And if I die then let my gravestone read:
(pause)                 Am                           F
"Rest in P. Funk" cause no pulse is no excuse not to dance
C                                     E
If I live then let my heart be like a beating picket line
        Am                             F
they'll sooner see a corpse than see a scab
(pause)
Oh, but... hasn't anybody learned

the last to make the moves are the first to say the words
C                  E                          Am
The day I rob a bank's the first day of my life
             F               C
as an honest man, an honest man
                   E                          Am
The day I rob a bank's the first day of my life
             F               C
as an honest man, an honest man
(tap guitar)
The day I go to jail trying to rob a bank