The Size Of A Cow

B  A  G  D  G  A  G  D  G  (G#)  A


[Verse 1]
B                                                 A
Don't you think it's funny that nothing's what it seems

When you're not looking forward
B
Me I'd like to think that life is like a drink
        A                          (Bb)  B
And I'm hoping that it tastes like bourbon


[Bridge]
G                       D                C
You know that I've been drunk a thousand times
G                       D               C
And these should be the best days of my life

Life it's not what I thought it was


[Chorus]
A          G
Damn blast look at my past
    D                       G
I'm ripping up my feet over broken glass
       A      G
I said oh wow look at me now
     D                             G
I'm building up my problems to the size of a cow
A  G  D       G  (G#) A
Aah Aah...the size of a cow


[Interlude]
B  A  B  A


[Verse 2]
B                                                 A
You know it would be strange to live life in a cage

And only believe the things you see that are written on the page
B
How easy would it be home in time for tea
        A                          (Bb)  B
And stop feeling like a sailboat rocking on the sea


[Bridge]
G                       D                C
You know that it's been sunk a thousand times
G                       D               C
And these should be the best days of my life

Life it's not what I thought it was


[Chorus]
A          G
Damn blast look at my past
    D                       G
I'm ripping up my feet over broken glass
       A      G
I said oh wow look at me now
     D                             G
I'm building up my problems to the size of a cow
A  G  D       G  (G#) A
Aah Aah...the size of a cow