Kids Say The Darndest Things

(chorus)
C                       Dm
Kids say the darndest things,
          D                           D7
have you ever listened close to the games they play,
        G                 G7
or the little songs they sing,



(verse 1)
      F
Last night dressed up in high-heeled shoes,
    C    C7     A
and wearing my old hat,
    D                 D7
my four year old said, I wanna divorce,
      G                   G7
Now, where did she hear that,



(chorus)
C                       Dm
Kids say the darndest things,
          D                           D7
have you ever listened close to the games they play,
        G                 G7
or the little songs they sing,




(verse 2)
F
Last night as I watched TV,
 C           C7         A
one rushed through the door,
 D                       D7
Mommy, Dad`s telling someone on the phone,
           G               G7
Don`t you call me here no more,




(chorus)
C                       Dm
Kids say the darndest things,
          D                           D7
have you ever listened close to the games they play,
        G                 G7
or the little songs they sing,




(verse 3)
F
If my daddy can whip your daddy,
      C      C7     A
but daddy`s never home,
D
and I think, mum is worried about him,
       G                    G7
cause she cried all night long,



(chorus)
C                       Dm
Kids say the darndest things,
          D                           D7
have you ever listened close to the games they play,
        G                 G7
or the little songs they sing,



(verse 4)
     F
You never know what they learn at school,
     C              C7     A
and what they`re thinking of,
     D                       D7
My first grader just said a four letter word,
    G               G7
and it sure wasn`t love,



(chorus)
C                       Dm
Kids say the darndest things,
          D                           D7
have you ever listened close to the games they play,
        G                 G7
or the little songs they sing,
C                       Dm
Kids say the darndest things,
          D                           D7
have you ever listened close to the games they play,
        G                 G7
or the little songs they sing,