Arse Kickin Lady From The North-West

D E7   Gmaj7

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[Verse 1]
         D                 Gmaj7
Will she breeze down to my hotel room
        Em7                     Gmaj7
Like an interstate truck in the rain?
    D                        Gmaj7
She said she got a team down skinny Jim's
                           Em7                      F#7
There ain't scales there's nothing now I just wanna play
    Bm                   Gmaj7
She found me a real good story
              D                    Gmaj7
Never let the truth get in the way


[Chorus]
               D      Gmaj7         Em7      Gmaj7
And that's the reason why I'm still standing here today
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[Verse 2]
             D                     Gmaj7
She said she came on down from the north-west of town
      Em7        Gmaj7
In a '63 Holden EJ
     D                          Gmaj7
With potato from Kentucky and a fresh bag of Luckys
      Em7                F#7
And a Bowie compilation tape
    Bm                   Gmaj7
She found me a real good story
      D                        Gmaj7
Never questioned anything that she said


[Chorus]
               D      Gmaj7     Em7      Gmaj7
And that's the reason I'm still standing here
    D      Gmaj7       Em7      Gmaj7
The reason she's still standing here
    D      E7          Gmaj7         D
The reason we're still standing here today


[Solo]
D  Dmaj7  D7
G  G/F#  Em  Em/D    C  A


[Verse 3]
  D                 Gmaj7
I left my brains in Hong Kong,
        Em7                    Gmaj7
Left my wallet in a two dollar shirt
      D                    Gmaj7
And I forgot every goddamn minute with you
            Em7                    F#7
Just like a minute in a movie that hurts
    Bm                   Gmaj7
She found me a real good story
      D                        Gmaj7
Never let the truth get in the way


[Chorus]
               D      Gmaj7     Em7      Gmaj7
And that's the reason I'm still standing here
    D      Gmaj7       Em7      Gmaj7
The reason she's still standing here
    D      E7          Gmaj7           D
The reason we're still standing here today


[Solo]
D  Dmaj7  D7
G  G/F#  Em  Em/D    C  A


[Bridge]
    Bm                   Gmaj7
I listened to a real good story
      D                        Gmaj7
Never questioned anything that she said


[Chorus]
               D      Gmaj7     Em7      Gmaj7
And that's the reason I'm still standing here
    D      Gmaj7       Em7      Gmaj7
The reason she's still standing here
    D      E7          Gmaj7           D
The reason we're still standing here today
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