Please Dont Ask Me To Smile

          G     Gsus4   A*      Am7     Csus2   Dsus2   D/C#    D/C
E|---------3-------3-----0--------0--------3-------0------0-------0-----|  
B|----------3-------3-----3--------1--------3-------3------3-------3-----| 
G|----------0-------0-----0--------0--------5-------2------2-------2-----| 
D|----------0-------------2--------2--------5-------0------0-------0-----| 
A|------------------3-----0--------0--------3-------0------4-------3-----| 
E|---------3------------------------------------------------------------|  

Intro:
G Gsus4 G


G             Gsus4 G             Gsus4
When I was in grade six I used to open the door for a girl
        G                            Gsus4      G/B     A*               G
and she called me a wimp. Said there just is no need to be so fucking polite
           Gsus4       G/B    A*            G
I politely agreed with her, I think she was right
  Am7                  G            Am7                               G
 just never entered my mind, That a 12 year old came down to choosing sides


G                  Gsus4                   G         Gsus4
You said, That I'd die if I had nothing to do, put a drink in my hand and I'll
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talk to anything that moves
       Gsus4     G/B      A*                              G
I just refuse to give you what you think will make things right
        Gsus4     G/B         A*               G
Just to find hate when you've lost the will to fight
    Am7                                  G
and would it really be in touch with the times
   Am7                            G
to put somebody down for choosing sides

             Csus2               Dsus2
And you said show us them teeth, give us them  braces
Csus2                              Dsus2                        D/C# D/C
Show me that dental work that puts fear in twelve year old faces


G              A*         G/B       Gsus4       Gsus4  G/B   A*        G
I can make you feel, only half worthwhile, just please don't ask me to smile
G                      Gsus4 G      Gsus4
And times when it just feels right, hold open the door for a girl
        G                          Gsus4 G/B A*                    G
or back down from a fight, there's just  no  need to be so fucking polite
   Gsus4    G/B      A*              G
at least it helps us sleep easier at night
Am7                     G        Am7                               G
It just never enters my mind, it ever should come down to choosing sides

             Csus2               Dsus2
And you said show us them teeth, give us them  braces
Csus2                              Dsus2                        D/C# D/C
Show me that dental work that puts fear in twelve year old faces

      G        A*    G/B             Gsus4
I can prove to you I do or don't get high..........


     Gsus4  G/B   A*        G
Just please don't ask me to smile  :)


this part tabbed by Matt Jones:

Here is the picked lead part played by the capoed guitar
The asterisk indicates where the lead comes in
     You said??                   Put a drink???..
E|------------------5-----------------2---------2----2--| 
B|---------------3----3v---3--3------3----3----3--------| 
G|--------2-4----------------------------2--------------| 
D|---2-4------------------------------------------------| 
A|------------------------------------------------------| 
E|------------------------------------------------------| 

    And times??..                Hold open the door???
E|---------------5------------------------2----2---2---2| ?2h3r2--| 
B|------------3----3v--3-3-----------3--------------------------|   
G|------2-4--------------------------2-----2---2----2-----------|   
D|--2-4---------------------------------------------------------|   
A|--------------------------------------------------------------|   
E|--------------------------------------------------------------|