Zombie Love Song

Intro- Em C G D

Em
You don't know me baby but I've seen you around
 C
It might be kind of crazy but I'm just new in town
 G
And now I wonder what you'd think if I said hey look
     D
I'd like to get your number and a link to your Facebook
 Em
Now if I tell you what a nice guy's supposed to
 C
Would that compel you not to scream when I approach you
 G
You'll have to promise me you'll take this news calmly
  D
But honestly I'm sort of a zombie

Em
I knew you'd be surprised You can bet that I
 C
May not be alive but I sure as hell ain't dead inside
 G
What's with the shotty I ain't wishing you harm
           D
You see I'd try to hold your hand but I'm missing an arm
Em
Brains are all I've eaten all week it's true
           C
But if my heart were still beating it would beat for you
          G
So let me take you to Wendy's You deserve it
  D
Yeah I'm a zombie baby Ain't nobody perfect

 Em                                       C
I'll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark
    G                    D
Oh I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains
  Em                                C
I've never been so true but if my heart were still beating it would beat

for you
   G                    D
Oh I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains


 Em
Baby sometimes I bite and you can bet
            C
That I've got an appetite for human flesh
   G
I'll always be near though You'll have to accept that
   D
When I nibble on your earlobe you might get infected
 Em
Cause I fell in love with you and I'm
  C
Undead but you make me feel alive
  G
And when I chase you through the graveyard
   D
It feels like foreplay Feels like foreplay
  Em
If I'm lying I'm dying and I speak truly
  C
When I say I love your mind I'll take brains over beauty
  G
We'll be the undead Dagwood and Blondie
        D
When I teach you how to zombie teach you teach you how to zombie
      Em
And errbody love you and you can sing along
          C
to this post-apocalyptic postmortem love song
   G
So give me a chance girl You know I'll be worth it
    D
Yeah I'm a zombie baby Ain't nobody perfect


   Em                                    C
I'll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark
   G                               D
Oh I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains
  Em                                 C
I've never been so true but if my heart were still beating it would beat

for you
    G                  D
Oh I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains

Em  C       G     D
Brains Brains Brains
Em  C       G     D
Brains Brains Brains


   Em                                 C
I'll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark
   G                   D
Oh I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains
    Em                               C
I've never been so true but if my heart were still beating it would beat

for you
    G                    D
Oh I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains