Não tenho fone da Apple, só tenho fone Android I don't have Apple headphones, I've got Android headphones É por isso que o mic tá ruim, e por isso tô falando besteira demais That's why the mic sound bad, and that's why I've got all this dorgit Corri na Era do Gelo, lá com os mamutes I ran in the Ice Age back with the mammoths Achei que era um peixe, mas na real eu era um salmão I thought I was a fish, but I was really a salmon Tava na estrada cantando: Bota umas casas no meu Rito, meu bem I was on the freeway singing: Put some houses on my Rito, baby Não consigo mais bater palma, colei as mãos juntas I can't clap no more, I glued my hands together Achei que era um passarinho, porque eu tava cagando penas I thought that I was a bird, because I was shitting feathers Tentei pular num vulcão e me queimei no processo Tried to dive in a volcano and burnt up in the process Pulei na barriga de uma baleia, e ela me cuspiu pra fora I jumped in the belly of a whale, and he spit me up
Achei que sabia lutar, até me nocauteei sozinho I thought that I could fight, until I knocked myself out Escorreguei no chuveiro, porque escorreguei na minha própria sujeira I slipped in the shower, cuz I slipped on my own dirt Eu era tubarão, agora sou golfinho I used to be a shark, now I'm a dolphin Fui pra África correr com os leões, fui pisoteado por uma manada Went to Africa to run with the lions, got stepped on by a stampede Eles acharam que eu era coelho, porque eu tava pulando They thought that I was a rabbit, because I was jumping Levei uma pedrada na cabeça, agora tô com um galo na testa I got hit in the head with a rock, now I got a knot on my head Ela me chamou pra casa dela, mas ela tinha beliche She asked me to come over her house, but she had bunk beds Engoli uma moeda jogando Fortnite online I accidentally swallowed a dime, playing Fortnite online Me sinto em Bangladesh, nem sei o que isso quer dizer Feel like it's Bangladesh, I don't even know what that means Perguntaram por que eu tava estranho, é porque eu tava usando a calça da minha irmã They ask me why fit different, that's because I was wearing my sister's jeans Acabei de escorregar no chão, escorreguei num feijão verde I just slipped on the floor, I slipped on a green bean
Não tenho fone da Apple, só tenho fone Android I don't have Apple headphones, I've got Android headphones É por isso que o mic tá ruim, e por isso tô falando besteira demais That's why the mic sound bad, and that's why I've got all this dorgit Corri na Era do Gelo, lá com os mamutes I ran in the Ice Age back with the mammoths Achei que era um peixe, mas na real eu era um salmão I thought I was a fish, but I was really a salmon Tava na estrada cantando: Bota umas casas no meu rito, meu bem I was on the freeway singing: Put some houses on my rito, baby Não consigo mais bater palma, colei as mãos juntas I can't clap no more, I glued my hands together Achei que era um passarinho, porque eu tava cagando penas I thought that I was a bird, because I was shitting feathers Tentei pular num vulcão e me queimei no processo Tried to dive in a volcano and burnt up in the process Pulei na barriga de uma baleia, e ela me cuspiu pra fora I jumped in the belly of a whale, and he spit me up
Pulei de uma árvore, e me quebrei todo I jumped from a tree, and I fucked myself up Quase acertei um esquilo, mas ele fugiu I just missed a squirrel, and I ran away Caí num buraco de formiga porque sou magrelo demais I fell into an ant hole because I'm skinny as hell Um gordão caiu em mim e esmagou meus pulmões A fat person fell on me, and they crushed my lungs Acabou o papel higiênico, então tive que usar o dedão I ran out of tissue, so I had to use my thumb O que eu disse antes, nunca realmente usei o dedão What did I say before, I never actually used my thumb Disse que você sabe ler, mas quando lê soa assim Said that you can read, but when you read it sounds like this jellyfish impersonation Disse que você sabe ler, mas quando lê soa assim Said that you can read, but when you read it sounds like this jellyfish impersonation