Paul Revere

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Now here's a little story - I've gots to tell
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About three bad brothers - you know so well
    C
It started way back in history
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With Bobby Dan, Jimmy Kalin, and me - The Big Z.
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Had a little horsy named Paul Revere
           Am7
Just me and my horsy and a quart of beer
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Riding across the land - kicking up sand
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Sheriff's posse on my tail cause I'm in demand
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One lonely Beastie I be
Am7
All by myself - without nobody
     C
The sun is beating down on my cowboy hat
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The air is gettin' hot - the beer is getting flat
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Lookin' for a girl - I ran into a guy
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His name is Dan Wistrom, I said, "Howdy" - he said, "Hi"

[Harmonica]
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[verse 2]
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He told a little story - that sounded well rehearsed
Am7
Four days on the run and that he's dying of thirst
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The brew was in my hand - and he was on my tip
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His voice was hoarse, his throat was dry - he asked me for a sip
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He said, "Can I get some?" I said, "You can't get none!"

Am7
Had a chance to run, pulled out his shotgun
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He was quick on the draw - I thought I'd be dead
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He put the gun to my head and this is what he said,
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"My name is Ala-Dan - I've got a license to kill
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I think you know what time it is - it's time to get ill
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Now what do we have here - an outlaw and his beer
 G
I run this land, you understand - I make myself clear."
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We stepped into the wind - he had a gun, I had a grin
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You think this story's over but it's ready to begin
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Help me now..

[Harmonica]
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[verse 3]
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"Now I got the gun - you got the brew
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You got two choices of what you can do
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It's not a tough decision as you can see
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I can blow you away or you can ride with me"
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I said, "I'll ride with you if you can get me to the border
      Am7
John Thompson's after me for what I did to his daughter
  C
I did it like this - I did it like that
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Yo, I did it with a whiffleball bat
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So I'm on the run - the cop's got my gun
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And right about now - it's time to have some fun
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The King Zachariah - that is my name
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And I know the fly spot where they got the champagne, where they got champagne,
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oh yeah, Dan Wistrom take a little solo now."

[Solo]
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[verse 4]
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Now we rode for six hours the we hit the spot
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The beat was a bumping and the girlies was hot
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This dude was staring like he knows who we are
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We took the empty spot next to him at the bar
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Now Danny said, "Yippy-Yo, you know this kid?"
  Am7
I said, "I didn't." - but I know he did
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The kid said, "Get ready cause this ain't funny
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My name's Jim Kalin and I'm about to get money."
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Pulled out the banjo - aimed it at the sky
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He yelled, "Stick 'em up!" - and let two fly
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Hands went up and people hit the floor
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He wasted two kids that ran for the door
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'cause he's Jimmy Kalin and he gets respect
     Am7
Your cash and your jewelry is what he expect
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Now Bobby was with it and he's my ace
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So I grabbed the piano player and I punched him in the face
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The piano player's out - the music stopped
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His boy had beef, but he got dropped
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Bobby Dan grabbed the money, Jimmy Kalin grabbed the gold
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I grabbed two girlies and a beer that's cold, and a beer that's cold
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oh yeah, and I drank it so cold and bubbling