The Simpsons - Spuckler Bossa Nova

    Dmaj7
I broke up with a fella
              Dmaj7
But I ain't grieving
Dmaj7
He was much too proud
          F#maj7 Fm7
Of underachieving
   Em              F#m7
I can't believe I liked him
   F#7             Bm
I must have been blind
    E7
He wasn't so smart or handsome
    D#7
Or kind
Dmaj7
Every moment with that boy
           Dmaj7
Was totally horrid
    Dmaj7                                      F#maj7 Fm7
And I can't even tell where his hair meets his forehead
Em               F#m7
My eyes are wide open
F#7             Bm
Now I see his warts
    E7            E7
I wish him well, down in hell
  E7                 D   Dmaj7
Where he'll eat his own shorts.