If Youre Feeling Sinister

Intro:

B -F#

Verse 1:
B
Anthony walked to his death
                                          F#
Because he'd thought he'd never feel this way again
B
If he goes back to the house
                                            F#
Then things would go from bad to worse what could he do?
He wants to remember things exactly as he left them on that Wednesday
And if there is something else beyond, he isn't scared because
Ebm
It's bound to be less boring than today
    B                             F#
It's bound to be less boring than tomorrow

F#  B

B
Hilary walked to her death because she couldn't think of anything to
say
Everybody thought that she was boring, so they never listened anyway
Nobody was really saying anything of interest, she fell asleep
She was into S&M and bible studies
               Ebm
Not everyone's cup of tea she would admit to me
    B
Her cup of tea she would admit to no-one
    Ebm
Her cup of tea she would admit to me
    B                             F#
Her cup of tea she would admit to no-one

Hilary went to the catholic church because she wanted information
The vicar or whatever took her to one side and gave her confirmation
Saint Teresa's calling her, the church up on the hill is looking
lovely
But it doesn't interest, the only thing she wants to know is
How and why and where to go
How and why and where to follow
How and why and where to go
How and why and where to follow
       Ebm
But if you are feeling sinister
   C#
Go off and see a minister
      B                                                        F#
He'll try in vain to take away the pain of being a hopeless
unbeliever