If Youre Feeling Sinister

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[Primeira Parte]

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Anthony walked to his death
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Because he'd thought he'd never feel this way again
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If he goes back to the house
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Then things would go from bad to worse what could he do?
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He wants to remember things exactly as he left them on that funny day
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And if there is something else beyond, he isn't scared because
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It's bound to be less boring than today
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It's bound to be less boring than to-morrow

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Hilary walked to her death because she couldn't think of anything
To say
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Everybody thought that she was boring, so they never listened
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Anyway
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Nobody was really saying anything of interest, she fell asleep
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She was into S&M and bible studies
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Not everyone's cup of tea she would admit to me
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Her cup of tea she would admit to no-one
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Her cup of tea she would admit to me
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Her cup of tea she would admit to no-one

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Hilary went to the catholic church because she wanted information
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The vicar or whatever took her to one side and gave her
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Confirmation
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Saint Teresa's calling her, the church up on the hill is looking
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Lovely
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But it doesn't interest, the only thing she wants to know is
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How and why and where to go
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How and why and where to follow
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How and why and where to go
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How and why and where to follow
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But if you are feeling sinister
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Go off and see a minister
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He'll try in vain to take away the pain of being a hopeless
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Unbeliever
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La la la la la la la

[Verse]

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When she got back her spirituality was thrown into confusion
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So she got a special deal on renting from the man at Rediffusion
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Look at me I'm on TV It makes up for the shortcomings of being poor
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Now I'm in a million pieces picked up for deliberation
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By the people listening at home
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By the people watching on the telly
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By the people listening at home
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By the people watching on the telly

[Final]

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But if you are feeling sinister
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Go off and see a minister
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He'll try in vain to take away the pain of being a hopeless
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Unbeliever
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La la la la la la la
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La la la la la la la
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But if you are feeling sinister
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Go off and see a minister
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The chances are you'll probably feel better
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If you stay and play with yourself