Am          Em
What a rare occasion
 Bm      C           G
Dinner alone was a crime
 Am             Em
Until a strange sensation
        Bm         C             G
When I asked if I could be your guy
 Am                  Em
I never said it'd be easy
        Bm    C             G
I'm the last man I'd ever date
 Am            Em
Always tired, lacking desire
    Bm     C                 G
To feel enough to start the day


[Chorus]
 G      Am  Em      Bm         C
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
 G      Am  Em      Bm         C
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
 G      Am  Em      Bm         C
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag


[Verse 2]
 Am            Em
Living can be simple
       Bm   C                  G
If you try your best to never try
Am            Em
What a lucky devil
     Bm         C              G
Who reaps but never does his time
 Am               Em
And everybody's happy
      Bm          C               G
When you're the victim, I'm the crime
 Am                   Em
Who could fail, it's easy as braille
Bm           C                G
If you just read between the lines


[Chorus]
 G      Am  Em      Bm         C
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
 G      Am  Em      Bm        C
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
 G      Am  Em      Bm         C
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag


[Bridge]
 D           Em
January has come
       C         Bm
But I wish he'd knock
  C                     G           D           Em             C
If I liked to spend my evenings in darkness I'd go to betting shop
 D                 Em
And put it all on red
      C             Bm
And crawl back into bed
 C             G           D
Find a series brainlessly easy
     Em                        C
And drink 'til I've a lolling head
 D             Em
Melt away in sheets
 C                 Bm
Warm from all the sweat
  C                G         D
Dream I'm famous, wake up shameless
 Em                       C
And sore from a night of regret
 C     D
Ah-h, fuck


[Chorus]
 G     Am  Em        Bm        C
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
 G     Am  Em        Bm        C
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
 G     Am  Em        Bm        C           G Am Em
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
  Bm       C         G Am Em
Catatonic skinbag,
  Bm       C
catatonic skinbag