I just got home and found a note
That you left lying on my pillow case
You say you're leaving me
You found another man to take my place

And then you wish me luck
And say you hope that i'll get over you somehow
Honey i won't even know your name
An hour and a six-pack from now

You're an hour and a six-pack
Away from not existing anymore
An hour and a six-pack
And i won't care how much i cared before

Watch the clock pop-the-tops
Swallow all the pain and then the pride
And with all that we had going baby don't it hurt you knowing
My love is just an hour and a six-pack wide

I never was the kind of man who liked to stand
And rummage through the ashes
When it's gone then it's gone
Take it out and leave it where the trash is

If you think i'll be missing you
This time tomorrow baby drop around
I'm an hour and a six-pack
Away from being over you right now

You're an hour and a six-pack
Away from not existing anymore
An hour and a six-pack
And i won't care how much i cared before

Watch the clock pop-the-tops smile
And settle back and go to sleep
And with all that we had going don't it hurt you baby knowing
My love is just an hour and a six-pack deep