He's the biggest crook in town
He shuts his eyes when the scandals are found
You've worked for all your life to grow old and retire
Now your life savings just went up in fire.

Cheney he's a part of the scandal
He's too out of control to handle
Dick cheney you're a sign of the times
Hey dick cheney you're no friend of mine

Chorus:

Better lock your safe tonight
Dick cheney and the boys are out tonight
Watch your pockets watch your purses.

Fat men in suits told you to invest
In the stock and collect interest
Then while you didn't look
Profits were inflated on the books

Dick cheney you're a part of the scam
A fat bald slob for good ol' uncle sam
Stickin' to what you know best...
...looking out for your own interest