I hear a ruckus in the back
Tall shadows on the wall
Mable won't you wake up
We got lawyers in the barn

Yes we do
All the rumours
They're all true
Don't worry baby I know what do do
Many years ago there was a case of legalese
Thankfully my grandad
Handed down those ancient ways

Yes he did
(For magic)
A real deal
For magic
Hot off the grill
Ghoul Wrangler
Shut 'em down
Ghoul Wrangler
Shut 'em down

Licensed abundant
Let's get our business cards certified
Ghoul Wrangler
I sneak up to the coop and see them
Chewing on the bones
Spittin' back what's laughin' at
Mobile phones
Yes they were

Frothing at the mouth like rabid beasts
Diabolical to say the least
At the sight of me they bare their
Flashing yellow claws
Bits of old porcesto wine
Falling from their mouths
Yes they were

Hackles rose
Air grew chilled
For magic
Hot off the grill
Ghoul Wrangler
Shut 'em down
Ghoul Wrangler
Shut 'em down
Licensed abundant

Let's get our business cards certified
Ghoul Wrangler
Thirteen bloody litigators
Feasting on the hog
My God, Mable
We got lawyers in
Our barn

Twelve of them dispatched
And now there's one more left to go
I tranq'd his penny loafers
Through the freshly fallen snow
Yes I did

I find a mini old stungun
We got different laws down on the farm
Ghoul Wrangler
Shut 'em down
Ghoul Wrangler
Shut 'em down
Licensed abundant

Let's get our business cards
Big time
Ghoul Wrangler
Thirteen bloody litigators
Feasting on the hog
My God, Mable

We got lawyers in the barn
Thirteen bloody litigators
Feasting on the hog
My God, Mable
We got lawyers in the barn