Anyone For Tennis

G  C  G  C  G  C  G

D7
Twice upon a time in the valley of tears
   C7
An auctioneer is bidding for a box of fading years
        D7
And the elephants are dancing on the graves of squealing mice
C7                 Cmaj7             G   C  G  C  G
Anyone for tennis, wouldn't that be nice.

        D7
And the ice-creams are all melting on the streets of bloody beer,
          C7
While the beggars stain the pavements with fluorescent Christmas cheer
        D7
And the Bentley driving guru is putting up his price
C7                 Cmaj7             G   C  G
Anyone for tennis, wouldn't that be nice.

        D13              E7               D13         E7
And the prophets in the boutiques give out messages of hope
     A                                 C
With jingle bells and fairy tales and blind colliding scopes
            D7
And you can tell they're all the same underneath the pretty lights
C7                 Cmaj7             G   C  G
Anyone for tennis, wouldn't that be nice.

    D13              E7                    D13                    E7
The yellow Buddhist monk is burning brightly at the zoo
        A                               C
You can bring a bowl of rice and then a glass of water too
            D7
And fate is setting up the chessboard while death rolls out the dice
C7                 Cmaj7            G   C  G  C  G
Anyone for tennis, wouldn't that be nice.

       C7      Cmaj7      D13       E7
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