F#  A#  F#  D# F#

C#  A#  F#  A


[Verse]
     D#
Into corduroys or jeans
 F#
Chinos or capris
  C#
Sweater vest, no sleeves
  A#m
Oxford underneath

D#m F#m

gonna make you want me

  C#              G#
C'mon and dress me
   F              F#
I'll be your mannequin
  C#              G#
Make me attractive
 Fm
So sexy and thin
 F#     C#             Fm
I will stand still, pose me
   F#
In any position
  C#m               C#
And when the people pass by the window
                        C#m
I'll be adored by them  I WILL...


[Instrumental]
F#   A#   F#
F#   A#   F#
F#m


[Verse]
C#                A#
I want to be one
    F#                A
Of the boys from the catalogues
 C#m             A
That you flip through
 F#                        G#
You'll point and say, "he's the one"

F#
And you waste no time deciding

You grab the credit card and
G#                  F#
Call, start ordering

But what's new for fall by spring means nothing

[Verse]
C#                 G#
I want to undress you
 Fm              F#
In your walk-in closet
  C#         G#
After you try on
  F               F#
One of your new outfits
  C#      D#          F
I know that six months later
                         F#
You won't be caught dead in it
             C#
But for that moment, you're there
                 C#m
With your shape hanging everywhere
                      C#m             C#
And it looks perfect, oh just perfect


[Instrumental]
A#m   F#   A C# A# F# A  C# A# F# A


[Outro]
F#                       A#  F#
I don't think she likes me, not with this new haircut
 F#                     A#  F#
I don't think she likes me, I shouldn't eat so much