D                            
Who's gonna water my plants?
   Em                  A7
Who's gonna patch my pants?
     D                        G                   A7
And who's gonna give me the chance to feel brand new?

    D                           
Who's gonna iron my shirts?
   Em                        A7                               
Who's gonna kiss where it hurts?
    D                        G                  A7             
And who needs a man when he flirts the way I do?

[Chorus]

  Em      A7                        D       B7
Who                          if not you
   Em     A7                        D      
Who                          if not you


  Em      A7                        D       B7
Who                          if not you
   Em     A7                        D      
Who                          if not you

[Verse 2]

   D                                 
Who's gonna wake me on time?
   Em                        A7                                 
Who'll smile and say I look fine?
    D                        G                        A7            
And who's gonna stay on my mind the whole day through?

    D                                
Who's gonna see that I'm fed?
   Em                    A7
Who's gonna want me in bed?
  D                       G               A7                
But who'll watch T.V. instead because I do?

[Chorus]

  Em      A7                        D       B7
Who                          if not you
   Em     A7                        D      
Who                          if not you

  Em      A7                        D       B7
Who                          if not you
   Em     A7                        D      
Who                          if not you      (fade)