G                    D
        Every week it's the same
        G              D
        Dark meat for sale
        G                  D
        And like others I know
        G                       D
        It's hard to pass up a sale
        D                 G
        And at the very least
        A#              A
        She'll keep me warm
        C                  Em
        Nine months to the day
        C              Em      D
        Field hand is born
        G                   D
        Everyone looks the same
        G              D
        Dark meat for sale
        G                  D
        No one has a last name
        G              D
        "X" marks the sale
        D                           G
        There's a fork around your neck
        A#             A
        Forks are for food
        C              Em
        It was just a joke
        C               Em    D
        To lighten the mood
        D                      G
        There's a song in the air
        A#                 A
        The boys start to sing
        C                         Em
        It's as if through their words
        C                   Em      D
        They're plotting something
        G                    D
        Every week it's the same