D 
If I look like a mean old man that’s what I am
                                            A
If I look like a mean old man that’s what I am
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If I look like a mean old man who’d get you any way he can
           D                   A                  D
Break your heart and kiss your hand that's what I am

D
If I look like a good old friend that’s what I am
                                               A
If I look like a good old friend that’s what I am
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If I look like a good old friend who’s good at bending with the wind
           D                   A                 D
To be your friend right to the end that’s what I am

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If I look like a voodoo doll that’s what I am
                                           A
If I look like a voodoo doll that’s what I am
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If I look like a voodoo doll who takes his licking standing tall
             D                   A                   D
Who’d rather fight you back than crawl that’s what I am

D
If I look like your Uncle Bob that’s what I am
                                          A
If I look like your Uncle Bob that’s what I am
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If I look like your Uncle Bob who likes to slap you on the back and rock you
         D                A                 D       
While he can still do the job that’s what I am

D
If I look like a voodoo doll that’s what I am
                                           A
If I look like a voodoo doll that’s what I am
     D                  D7                 G
If I look like a voodoo doll who takes his licking standing tall
             D                   A                   D
Who’d rather fight you back than crawl that’s what I am