G D  2x

[Chorus]
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Everybody loves a nut the whole world loves a weirdo
  G              C N.C.  G         D       G
Brains are in a rut but everybody loves a nut

[Verse 1]
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There was a hermit named Fred who kept the dead horse in his cave
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And everyone said to Fred
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Fred how come you keep a dead horse in your cave and he said well

[Chorus]
G                  D                            G
Everybody loves a nut the whole world loves a weirdo
  G              C N.C.  G         D       G
Brains are in a rut but everybody loves a nut

[Verse 2]
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A Columbia man named Frank had a tiger named Hank
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He tried to put Hank in his tank guess what happened to Frank
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When they picked up the teets there and eyeballs
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And erected a tombstone that read

[Chorus]
G                  D                            G
Everybody loves a nut the whole world loves a weirdo
  G              C N.C.  G         D       G
Brains are in a rut but everybody loves a nut

[Verse]
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Another Columbia fellow told queen Isabella
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I don't think the world is flat and now what do you think about that
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And she said you don't and he said no ma'm
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And she said he'd get out of my queendom and he said yes ma'm

[Chorus]
G                  D                            G
Everybody loves a nut the whole world loves a weirdo
  G              C N.C.  G         D       G
Brains are in a rut but everybody loves a nut