Earth (feat. Various Artists)

D G                          Bm                                   A
  What's up, world? It's your boy, just one of the guys down here.
                                  D             G
Well, I could be more specific. Uh, I'm a human, and I just wanted to,
Bm                                              A
for the sake of all of us earthlings out there, just wanted to say:

               D              G
We love the Earth, it is our planet
               Bm             A
We love the Earth, it is our home
               D              G
We love the Earth, it is our planet
               Bm             A
We love the Earth, it is our home

D              G
Hi, I'm a baboon
             Bm                                   A
I'm like a man, just less advanced and my anus is huge

D              G
Hey, I'm a zebra
                     Bm
No one knows what I do, but I look pretty cool
               A
Am I white or black?

        D                    G
I'm a lion cub, and I'm always getting licked (Meow!)

        Bm
How's it going? I'm a cow (Moo!)
             A
You drink milk from my tits (Moo)

       D
I'm a fat, fucking pig

D
I'm a common fungus

     G
I'm a disgruntled skunk, shoot you out my butthole
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       Bm                                    A
I'm a marijuana plant, I can get you fucked up

  A
And I'm Kanye West

               D              G
We love the Earth, it is our planet
               Bm             A
We love the Earth, it is our home
               D              G
We love the Earth, it is our planet
               Bm             A
We love the Earth, it is our home
              D
We love the Earth

D
Ba-dum-da-dum-dum, ba-dum-da-di
G
We are the vultures, feed on the dead

Bm
We're just some rhinos, horny as heck

A
I'm just a giraffe, what's with this neck?

D
Hippity-hop, I'm a kangaroo
G
I hop all day, up and down with you

Bm
I'm an elephant, I got junk in my trunk

A
What the fuck? I'm a clam!

A
I'm a wolf. Howl!

D
I'm a squirrel, lookin' for my next nut

G
And I'm a pony, just a freak horse, heh-heh-heh
Bm
But, uh, c'mon, get on (Yah)
A
Giddee-up, let's ride

D     G               Bm
I'm HPV, don't let me in

                     A
I'm a koala and I sleep all the time
                D
So what? It's cute

               G
We love you, India

               Bm
We love you, Africa

               A
We love the Chinese

                      D
We forgive you, Germany

D                G
Earth, it is our planet (It's our planet)
            Bm                                    A
We love the Earth (We love the Earth), it is our home (Home)
            D                 G
We love the Earth, it is our planet (It is our planet)
            Bm                A
We love the Earth, it is our home
            D
We love the Earth

D             G
I'm a man (Hello?)
                    Bm
Can you hear me? (Anyone out there? Hello?)
                             A
I've trudged the Earth for so damn long
                       D
And still don't know shit (What's going on?)
                             G
I hope it's not a simulation (Huh)
                                         Bm
Give each other names like Ahmed and Pedro
                                                           A
And, yeah, we like to wear clothes, girls still look beautiful
                                          D
And it covers up our human dick (Woo), eat a lot of tuna fish
         D
But these days, it's like we don't know how to act
               G
All these shootings, pollution, we under attack on ourselves
Bm                                           A
Like, let's all just chill (Hey), respect what we built (Hey)
                                                D
Like look at the internet! It's cracking as hell
                                                G
Fellas, don't you love the cum when you have sex? (Ayy)
                                              Bm
And I heard women orgasms are better than a dick (Uh)
                                                   A
So what we got this land for? What we gotta stand for?
                         D     G    Bm   A
Love, and we love the Earth (The Earth)

    D        G                Bm
Oh, yeah, baby, I love the Earth
              A
I love this planet

       D
Hey, Russia, we're cool
      G
Hey, Asia, all of you, c'mon
             Bm
Every one of you from the plains to the Sahara
 A
Let's come together and live

D                    G
Hum-dum-dum-dae-dum, hum-dum-dum-dae-dum

Bm
u-u-ulineun jiguleul salanghaeyo

A
Amamos la tierra

A
wǒmen ài dìqiú

D
(We love you, we love you)
                 G
C'mon everybody, I know we're not all the same
                          Bm
But we're living on the same Earth (We love you, we love you)
                             A
Have you ever been to Earth?
Everyone who is listening has been to Earth, Ariana
   D
(We love you, we love you)
We're not making music for aliens here
              G
Are we gonna die?
                                 Bm
You know what, Bieber? We might die (We love you, we love you) I'm not going to lie to you
                                                                  A
I mean, there's so many people out here who don't believe Global Warming's a real thing. You 
know?
                    D
We gotta save this planet. We're being stupid
                        G
Unless we get our shit together now