[Primeira Parte]

C                          Am
Lived on your razor's edge for about a year or so
F                         G
I came out seeing things, I came out barely alive
C                        Am
And now I roam my room, wince at the thought of you
F                                     G
How you caught me and you're probably doing it again

[Pré-Refrão]

    Am
Oh, right now, in a dive bar, with a girl so pink
             G
Tell her you never really do this

[Refrão]

         G               F                         G
And you only drink old fashioneds and it's so attractive
                      Am
And she's eating it up until the very last call
                     F                      G
She thinks you're so magic, it's fucking barbaric
                     Am                              C
If I could take your glass, I'd throw it hard at the wall
                      F               G
I wish you'd never happened, never happened
                      Am
I wish you'd never happened

[Segunda Parte]

C                     Am
I kept your promises until they all grew teeth
F                          G
Gave me these secret scars I'll probably take to my grave
C                         Am
Meanwhile you swan around and hunt the college towns
F                                                  G
Are you out there? Bet you're out there and you're doing it again

[Pré-Refrão]

    Am
Oh, right now, in a jazz club, with a girl who blinks
             G
Tell her you never really do this

[Refrão]

         G               F                        G
And you only drink old fashioneds and it's so attractive
                      Am
And she's eating it up until the very last call
                     F                      G
She thinks you're so magic, it's fucking barbaric
                     Am                              C
If I could take your glass, I'd throw it hard at the wall
                      F               G
I wish you'd never happened, never happened
                      Am
I wish you'd never happened
          F                           G
Never happened, I wish you'd never happened
                       Am
I wish you'd never happened

[Ponte]

       G
You'll find her new, barely a wisdom tooth
             C
And make her think that you can fly
              G
It's all just one pathetic, devastating lie

[Refrão]

G                     F                               G
Go drink your old fashioned, you think you're so attractive
                     Am                        Am
With your leather jacket and your conman drawl
                       F                      G
She thinks you're so magic, I know you're barbaric
                  Am
I wish your awful hands had never had me at all

You are a false

   F                    G
Prophet and a fool's promise
                    Am
One taste of bitter orange and my skin will crawl
                       F                          G
You drink your old fashioned, you have 'em all laughing
                       Am                              C
Wish I could take your glass and throw it hard at the wall
                  F
I wish you'd never happened