Girl Least Likely To

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[Verse 1]
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How many times have I been around
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Recycled papers paving the ground?
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Well, she lives for the written word
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And people come second, or possibly third

[Verse 2]
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And there is no style, but I say "well done"
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To the Girl Least Likely To
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Oh, deep in my heart, how I wish I was wrong
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But deep in my heart, I know I am not
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And there's enough gloom in her world, I'm certain
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Without my contribution

[Verse 3]
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So I sit, and I smile, and I say "well done"
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To the Girl Least Likely To
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Page after page of sniping rage
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An English singe or an American tinge
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"There's a publisher," she said, "... in the new year"
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(It's never in this year)

[Verse 4]
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I do think this, but I can't admit it
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To the Girl Least Likely To
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So one more song with no technique
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One more song which seems all wrong...
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And oh, the news is bad again
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"See me as I am" again

[Verse 5]
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And the scales of justice sway one way
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In the rooms of Those Least Likely To
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Oh, deep in my heart, how I want to be wrong
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But the moods and the styles too frequently change
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From 21 to 25
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From 25 to 29

[Verse 6]
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And I sit, and I smile, and I say "well done"
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To the Girl Least Likely To
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Oh, one more song about The Queen
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Or standing around the shops with 'P's
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"But someone's got to make it!" she screams
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"So why why can't it be me?"
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But she would die if we heard her sing from the heart
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Which is hurt

[Verse 7]
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So how many times will I shed a tear?
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And another stage of verse to cheer
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When you shine in the public eye, my dear
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Please remember these nights
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When I sit and support with a dutiful smile
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Because there's nothing I can say
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So chuckling, churning, and turning the knife
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On everything (except their own life)
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And a clock somewhere strikes midnight
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And an explanation - it drains me
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If only there could be a way

[Outro]
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There is a different mood all over the world
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A different youth, unfamiliar views
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And dearest, it could all be for you
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So will you come down and I'll meet you?
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And with no more poems, with nothing to hear
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Oh darling, it's all for you...
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Darling, it's all for you...
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Oh darling, it's all for you...