[Chorus A
E       B
Such a little thing
C#m     A                   E             B          C#m
such a little thing but the difference it made was grave

[Verse A]
G#m                              B
there you go, wielding a bicycle chain
   C#m               G#m               B
oh why won't you change? change and be nicer?

[Chorus A]
E       B              C#m                A
such a little thing, a gentle tone of kindness
   E                B                   C#m
or written words on paper -can you write?

[Verse B]
G#m                        B                C#m
how I love all of the very simple things of life (God's good air)
G#m                        B                C#m
how I love all of the very simple things of life

[Chorus B]
E       B              C#m            A
such a little thing, a fumbling politeness, oh
E        B               C#m    G#
  oh the difference saved me

[Faster part]
E   B          A       C#m
    wielding a bicycle chain – (why won’t you change?)
   E                     B        A       C#m     G#
"I WILL NOT CHANGE AND I WILL NOT BE NICE”

[Rest]
     E                 B                    C#m
Most people keep their brains between their legs

[Break]
Am Em Am Em Am Em B
Am Em Am Em Am Em B G#


[Verse C]
          E               B
Leave me alone I was only singing
          C#m          A    E     B           C#m
Leave me alone because I... I was only singing
          E               B
Leave me alone I was only singing
          C#m                G#
Leave me alone you have just proved again

[Rest]
     E                 B                    C#m
Most people keep their brains between their legs