Said farewell to my last hotel
It never was much kind of abode
Glasgow town never brought me down
When i was heading out on the road
Carlisle city never looked so pretty
And the kendal freeway's fast
Slow down, driver, wanna stay alive
I wanna make this journey last

Helen, (helen) hell on wheels
Ain't nobody else gonna know the way she feels
Helen, (helen) hell on wheels
And they never gonna take her away

Oh!

M6 south down to liverpool
Where they play the west coast sound
Sailor sam he came from birmingham
But he never will be found
Doin' fine when a London sign
Greets me like a long lost friend
Mister motor, won't you check her out
She's got to take me back again

Helen, (helen) hell on wheels
Ain't nobody else gonna know the way she feels
Helen, (helen) hell on wheels
And they never gonna take her away

Got no time for a rum and lime
I wanna get my right foot down. (get my right foot down)
Shake some dust off this old bus
I gotta get her out of town. (get her out of town)
Spend the day upon the motorway
Where the carburettors blast. (carburettors blast)
Slow down, driver, wanna stay alive
I wanna make this journey last

Helen, (helen) hell on wheels
Ain't nobody else gonna know the way she feels
Helen, (helen) hell on wheels
And they never gonna take her away

Say bye-bye!

Two! Three! Four!
A one! Two! Three! Four!
One! Two! Three! Four!