i have a theory to explain
why my bad luck gets worse each day - it's easy
someone must be out to get me - it's a diabolic
scheme
this conspiracy is giving me the creeps ?the big
conspiracy

it's just coincidence you say
when i go out it always rains - believe me
someone's playing games with my brain ?it's a
diabolic scheme
this conspiracy is giving me the creeps ?the big
conspiracy
now is ready to believe the big conspiracy

someone must be out to get me - it's a diabolic
scheme
this conspiracy is giving me the creeps ?the big
conspiracy
now is ready to believe the big conspiracy
are you ready to believe