C      G        Am    C7
I wanna write a book
F      Em          Dm   G      C          G           Am    C7
And put it in your mailbox and when you go to pick it up
F         Em      Dm      G
You would send it back to Amazon

C      G        Am    C7
I wanna write a list
F       Em     Dm      G    C           G  Am   C7
I wanna pepper it with everything unvalidated
F       Em     Dm      G         F
Just to see if you'll agree with me

[Chorus]
F                Fm        C
Cause that's all fine with me
       D7     F
Toeing on the line
   Fm    C
Of reality
        D7
And the mud in your mind

F         Fm       C
Where the sidewalk ends
       D7   F
Is the only place
G      G# G    C
We can be good friends

[Verse 2]
        G      Am   C7
I wanna circle you
F      Em     Dm       G       C
Like a rabbit courting both my shoes
       G          Am    C7
For fun we just assume
F     Em       Dm    G      C
Characters and never get confused

        G      Am    C7
I wanna play a song
F      Em     Dm      G        C
Nobody in the world interprets wrong
          G      Am   C7
But that's hilarious
F       Em         Dm     G        F
At this point everyone is caked in mud

[Chorus]
F              Fm        C
And that's all fine with me
       D7     F
Toeing on the line
   Fm    C
Of reality
        D7
And the mud in your mind

F         Fm       C
Where the sidewalk ends
       D7   F
Is the only place
G      G# G    F
We can be good friends

[Interlude]

(Pt 1. Like chorus)
Fm C D7
F Fm C D7
F Fm C D7
F Em Dm G

(Pt 2. Half a beat each)
C G Am G
F Em Dm G

[Chorus]
F                Fm        C
Cause that's all fine with me
       D7     F
Toeing on the line
   Fm    C
Of reality
        D7
And the mud in your mind

F         Fm       C
Where the sidewalk ends
       D7   F
Is the only place
G      G# G    C
We can be good friends