Bb            F#
  I'm out on a bender
 G                 F# 
  Drink too much I might forget you
 Bb               F#          G   F#
  You're out on a bender too

 
 Bb                 F#     
  Sleep through the morning
 G                F#
  These sheets of mine invite me
 Bb                     F#           G  F# 
  You sleep through the morning too


Pre-Chorus 1

 E
  And it's only right
 F#
  You should stay the night
     G                  A G F# E
  Or stay a month or two


Chorus

 D           A           G
  But Helena won't get stoned  (Helena won't get stoned)
 D       A           G 
  Helena won't get stoned  (Helena won't get stoned)
 D             A            C          G
  I think it's part of her Catholic education
 D       A           G
  Helena won't get stoned (Helena won't get stoned)


Verse 2

 Bb        F#
  For good measure
 G                F#
  These chains I wear they chafe me
 Bb         F#        G   F# 
  Just for pleasure sure
 
 
 Bb               F#
  Our Lady of the Rockies
 G             F#
  Sweet virgin bliss surround me
 Bb               F#         G    F#
  Sportin' walkie-talkies, yeah


Pre-Chorus 2

 E 
  You got your ears on baby
 F#
  My soft old lady
 G                    A G F# E
  Leave your past behind


Chorus

 D           A           G
  But Helena won't get stoned  (Helena won't get stoned)
 D       A           G 
  Helena won't get stoned  (Helena won't get stoned)
 D             A            C          G
  I think it's part of her Catholic education
 D       A           G
  Helena won't get stoned (Helena won't get stoned)

Pre-Chorus 3

 E
  And it's only right
 F#
  That you should stay the night
     G                  A G F# E
  Or stay a month or two

Chorus

 D           A           G
  But Helena won't get stoned  (Helena won't get stoned)
 D       A           G 
  Helena won't get stoned  (Helena won't get stoned)
 D             A            C          G
  I think it's part of her Catholic education
 D       A           G
  Helena won't get stoned (Helena won't get stoned)