Johnny Come Last

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      C                      E       Am
Well ask me that question oh ask me again
          F                         C          G
When you swore that you knew me you didn't say when
C                    E          Am
Happiness, Happiness comes in a jar
         F                         C           G
You're a brave little Cunt but you took it too far
C                           E           Am
And all of the tantrums and each of the lies
          F                       C         G
They took ages to think up that's no big surprise
    C                                E        Am
And last but not least you're a good talented boy
        F                         G              C
But you stole all the answers and killed all the joy

CHORUS

       C                      F
Well I loved you before but I don't any more
            C                          G
You're just burned out and vicious and dumb
      C                           F
And I don't like the way that you mean what you say
      C                        G
And I don't like what you've become

BRIDGE

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VERSE

C                        E             Am
Tell me you mean it I'll tell you, you don't
    F                         C             G
You say that you'll try but I know that you won't
             C                               E        Am
Well there's one God knows where and there's one in Japan
      F                       C               G
Was a hundred degrees you got shit scared and ran
     C              E         Am
Well Johnny go easy Johnny go fast
F                      C           G
Johnny come lately and Johnny come last
C                         E          Am
Housewives are heroes and everyone's bent
        F                         C        G
Well if this was a joke well it's some accident

CHORUS

       C                      F
Well I loved you before but I don't any more
            C                          G
You're just burned out and vicious and dumb
      C                           F
And I don't like the way that you mean what you say
      C                        G
And I don't like what you've become

BRIDGE

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VERSE

C                          E         Am
Well give a month and I'll write you line
   F                         C               G
Or two maybe three though it might take some time
     C                              E             Am
I'll write them for drunks and I'll sing them for cash
         F                          C         G
Well you know that old saying about gone in a flash?
     C                        E          Am
They wrote that for me and it fits me so well
     F                          C           G
It's been my fucking pleasure I bid you farewell
C                       E             Am
Green is the colour but don't it fade fast?
  F                 C           G
Remember me fondly, Johnny come last

CHORUS

       C                      F
Well I loved you before but I don't any more
            C                          G
You're just burned out and vicious and dumb
      C                           F
And I don't like the way that you mean what you say
      C                        G
And I don't like what you've become