G                       D                                E7
I think the postman intercepts everything I'm trying to send to you
G                D                          Em7
Cause he's infatuated and he's the fulcrum between us two
            G                Em                                      D
And I can't say I blame him cause I'd cheat a priest just to get to you
D Bm D Bm  n.C.
Oooooo...
G               D                              E
She works in a dental practice 9 'till 5 how does she manage?
G                                       Em
Considering her nights don't pass out 'till 3
       D        Em7              G                         D
So I guess that flossing is the last thing in her health routine
D Bm D Bm  n.C.
Oooooo...
    G                            A                     D
And I don't mind that she gets hammered and goes home with other guys
            G              A                             D (Bm)
There's no jealousy cause she's little Miss Pipedream fantasy
D Bm D Bm
Oooooo...
G          D           D7                  Em        
          G
I saw her slam back tequila's like Oliver Reed on an Irish stag doo
     D            D7                   B7                     
         G
And I'll wait if you stay cause foggy London town's not built for me or you
Em n.C.                                 D/Bm
Don't leave Miss Pipedream cause I love you
D Bm D Bm  n.C.
Oooooo...
    G                            A                     D
And I don't mind that she gets hammered and goes home with other guys
            G                      A                Em        
      Em7
There's no jealousy though she'll grind it out with friends but not with me
A                              D (Bm)
She's my little pipedream fantasy
D Bm D Bm  n.C.
Oooooo...