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[Verse 1]
D         Em             Bm
It's the sociopaths that scare me
D       Em         Bm
Not the fall of my local bank
D                Em         Bm
At least they're only burning money
                  A                            Bm     G
And they won't be laughing as they're chopping off my hands


[Pre-Chorus]
D             Em               Bm
One day, I'll learn how to box clever
D             Em               Bm
And beat the past back in its place
D              Em                  Bm
I'll never get rid of this false endeavour
                  A                  Bm     G
But I'll wipe the grin off its dirty little face
                  A                  Bm     G
Oh, I'll wipe the grin off its dirty little face


[Chorus]
G                            Bm
Why wait 'til the summertime
Em
Just to say goodbye?
Bm          A
You're so infuriating
G
(Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh)
G                            Bm
Why wait 'til the summertime
Em
To hand me a P45?
Bm           A
Was I that infuriating?
G
Was I that infuriating?


[Post-Chorus]
    Bm           A     G
God knows that I don't hate you
        Bm          A     G
But one day, I must learn how to
        Bm         A          G
And the next, I'll learn exactly how to put up a fight.


[Instrumental]
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D Em Bm A


[Verse 2]
D            Em              Bm
It's not the Illuminati that scares me
D                  Em              Bm
It's the people further down in the ranks
D                  Em                    Bm
The creatures like you that are so controlling
             A                       Bm     G
As to lead a God-fearing boy out the devil's pack
                     A                       Bm     G
Why would you lead a God-fearing boy out the devil's pack?


[Chorus]
G                            Bm
Why wait 'til the summertime
Em
Just to say goodbye?
Bm          A
You're so infuriating
G
(Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh)
G                            Bm
Why wait 'til the summertime
Em
To deflate my legal high?
Bm           A
Was I that infuriating?
G
Was I that infuriating?


[Instrumental]

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D G Bm


[Pre-Chorus]
D             Em               Bm
One day, I'll learn how to box clever
D         Em               Bm
And beat the wrongdoers away
D             Em               Bm
I'll wear no mask or tight polyester
                     A                        Bm          G
But you can rest assured, I'll be on a little-caped crusade
                     A                        Bm          G
Oh, you can rest assured, I'll be on my little-caped crusade


[Chorus]
G                            Bm
Why wait 'til the summertime
Em
Just to say goodbye?
Bm          A
You're so infuriating
G
(Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh)
G                            Bm
Why wait 'til the summertime
Em
To hand me a P45?
Bm           A
Was I that infuriating?
G
Was I that infuriating?
Bm            A             G
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh,
Bm            A             G
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh,


[Post-Chorus]
    Bm           A     G
God knows that I don't hate you
        Bm          A     G
But one day, I must learn how to
        Bm         A          G
And the next, I'll learn exactly how to put up a fight.