I been drinkin' all day and day before
When I get sober, ain't goin' drink no more

They'll call you sugar, and they'll call you pie
They'll take all your money, call you country guy

Goin' to move to Kansas City, sure as you born
I'm goin' to move to Kansas City, sure as you born
Goin' to move, babe, sugar, where they don't 'low you
No they don't, no they don't

Was goin' down Fifth Street and Twenty Nine Main
Lookin' for that woman that sell cocaine

Goin' to move to Kansas City, sure as you born
I'm goin' to move to Kansas City, sure as you born
Goin' to move, babe, sugar, where they don't 'low you
No they don't, no they don't