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D                           G
I don't want to be a pioneer
D                                   G   A
A singer sings a sad song when he's sad
D                                      G
But honey all these years I've been upset
                               Bm                    A
I've slowly turned the kind of blue that keeps your jeans dry

D                                     G
Now I don't need to reinvent the wheel
D                                     G   A
a singer needs to feel like he's been had
            G   A
It's all so sad
             A
It's all so sad

D                        G 
All broke, all beat, all twisted feet
Bm                 A
And so on and so forth
         D                      G
So don't steal, don't lie, just tie your tie
         Bm
And go on, go forth
A
Go on, go forth

     D                           G
Sing la-dee-da dee-da dee-da dee-da dee-da dee-da oh-da
    Bm                           A
Ah dee-da dee-da dee-da dee-da dee-da-da-da-da-da
A            
Ah dee-da dee-da

D                                      G
So hell I thought I knew why I was here
   D                               G   A
To find myself a girl who makes me sad
D                                     G
But I went looking round and all I found
                               Bm                  A
Was this here one who makes me tea and brings the crossword
D                                    G
So how am I supposed to bring us down
D                                 G   A
To think that I got used to being sad
              G   A
And sometimes down
           G   A
And always blue
A                 A
And did I mention sad?

D                        G 
All broke, all beat, all twisted feet
Bm               A
And so on and so forth
D                               G
So don't steal, don't lie, just tie your tie
        Bm
And go on, go forth
A
Go on, go forth

    D                    G 
All broke, all beat, all twisted feet
       Bm        A
And so on and so forth
         D                      G
So don't steal, don't lie, just tie your tie
       Bm     G
And go on, go forth
   Bm     G
Go on, go forth
  A     D     G  D 
Just...go